I'm going to get rid of all my guns.
I'm giving them to the cops since they are too dangerous to sell and pass on.
I'm keeping 911 on speed dial cuz cops are there to protect me and they are the authorities.
If robbed, I'll give the robber what he wants. The cops told me to.
Gonna sign up for Obamacare.
I want someone to take care of me so I have more time to play and less work too.
Quitting my blog and reading the Huffington Post. She's hot.
In fact liberal girls are hotter than conservative.
I'll go with them to girlie flicks and stop watching Gerard Butler and those other brutes like Tom Selleck. George Clooney is where it's at. I could never be as cool as that.
I'll let the wonderful leaders in DC do what's best for me because they surely know.
My god is who feeds me.
I could go on but that takes energy and I want to save it for geyying my favorite candidates elected. I have faith in them. Obama is a god.
God knows there are plenty out there like the above.
Think before you act -s-.
Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week
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